Yes I am, those fuckers were literally bird-brained.

i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”

the rules are simple.

• sit down with uncle so-and-so
• he says something about gay people in passing
• my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
• he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
• we all enjoy his discomfort immensely

This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.

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"No one can love you until you love yourself" is like the worst possible way of articulating "if you don't respect and value yourself, it's very easy to become attracted to people who don't treat you right and then justify their mistreatment, so be careful."

so THAT'S what it's supposed to mean. that actually makes sense.

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

#dr henry wu is very handsome and did his job extremely well#its not his fault his job was science being abused by capitalistic hubris#he did in fact make some bomb ass dinosaurs just like he was hired to do#maybe get better security for your murder monsters

mermaids should have scary fish eyes and demons should have scary goat eyes and vampires should have scary bat eyes and hey? frankly? fairies should have scary bug eyes! forever and ever and ever and ever and

and lest we forget, werewolves should have scary human eyes that are the only sign of humanity still visible in their bestial form, which conversely only serves to make them look more uncanny and disconcerting

me when the shape in the middle of the road that I’ve already started pre mourning as roadkill turns out to be a shoe

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

straight women need to start fetishising sapphic women so there can be more femslash fan fiction. we gotta outsource and get more writers on board. I want it to get to the point where two women cant be on screen together without having a 80k space opera fic written about them. I want show runners to be scared of cancelling sapphic shows because legions and legions of fans will come after them. dont tell me my priorities are wrong.

straight women, you have been summoned for yuri duty.

kimtty

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